you will hear my newest voicemail:
"Caller ID is the greatest invention since FIRE!"
you might be confused for several reasons...
1. why dont i have a normal voicemail?
"Hi I am Claire. Leave a message." that is boring. instead, people call me for some sort of entertainment. if i am in class, asleep, or otherwise occupied, i dont want to let the masses down. so i use random quotes and i try to change it every few weeks. if you say something brilliant to me, i might just use it. so be warned. so call me.
2. why would i say this to the people who call me?
i just think its funny. if you are calling me, you should have a sense of humour to be my friend. you should know that i would love to answer my phone, but i cant because i am busy. i would say "sorry if i have offended you" but really, i am not sorry. cause if you are offended, you should have better humour and a better self-esteem.
and know that i do truly, deeply love you.
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